"MAY I HELP YOU?"

Well this is awkward. There was a moment of silence before the person stood up and left. Your self-esteem has never dropped this low. You came home and cried about your inadequate ability to start a conversation. Your social anxiety has grown over the years, which has led you to disconnect from the world. You moved out of the city into the countryside with hope of never seeing another human being ever again. You died alone and sad.

:(